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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I think that being gay is wrong, but I treat gay people respectfully like any other person. Is it homophobic? Or offensive in any kind of way? Aren’t disagreement and discrimination two different things?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

Elizabeth Warren Pushes Fed to Reinstate Wells Fargo’s Asset Cap - Barron's

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Mayor of Palmer Lake resigns amid controversy surrounding proposed Buc-ee’s location - KRDO

They put up a sign reading

No go.

Still no good.

Why am I so unproductive when it's a holiday the next day?

So they tried

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

Are today’s baseball pitchers faster than a few years ago, or is it that radar guns have improved and get the pitch speed as it is released rather than as it reaches the plate?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

Nuts and Butts

MongoDB (NASDAQ:MDB) Reports Strong Q1, Stock Jumps 14.3% - Yahoo Finance

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

How is digital marketing important for business?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

Can you explain the difference between an ego, soul, mind, and consciousness?

No way

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Bold & Beautiful Just Put Deacon On Luna’s Hit List — But Next Week’s Return of [Spoiler] Will Change Everything! - Soaps.com

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

'Club World Ca$h Grab': Players don protest shirts at pregame - Sounder at Heart

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What do women talk about mostly(among themselves)?

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Astronomers simulate a star's final moments as it's swallowed by a black hole: 'Breaks like an egg' - Space

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